if one more person starts talking about johann schmidt as “hitler’s loyal right hand man” i’m going to have a fucking stroke
"And the Führer digs for trinkets in the desert."
"Hitler’s troops spill their blood across every field in Europe but he cannot feed his armies for a month."
"My apologies, Doctor, but we both knew HYDRA could grow no further in Hitler’s shadow."
and yet some fucktards still think he was heiling hitler and goose stepping up until his last breath
"Berlin is on this map!"
"So it is."
"You will be punished for your insolence! You will be brought before the Führer himse—*LASER SOUNDS*"
The neuroscience of Captain America. And the Red Skull, because I’m biased.
Okay, time for some education! And expounding upon superheroes! Huzzah! (No spoilers contained for anything. Also huzzah!)
Really long lecture under the cut! Let me know if there’s anything anybody wants clarifying here, I’ll edit for clarity or post additional notes as necessary.
red skull somehow ended up as one of my favorite characters and I don’t even like him