Sunday, September 15, 2013

siddyness:

Holy trolls Batman. HAHAHAHA!

I think they had an entire Brave and the Bold episode that went like this.

(Source: dorkly.com)

Monday, August 26, 2013
Friday, August 23, 2013

Batman attempting to explain me a thing. I ain’t having with his nonsense right now.

Thursday, August 22, 2013
It’s…it’s just so tiny and adorable. I want to take it home with me and take care of it and raise it to be an amazing detective and world-class gadgeteer with incredible fighting skills in every discipline and weapon class.
Oh god.
This must be how Batman feels all the time.

It’s…it’s just so tiny and adorable. I want to take it home with me and take care of it and raise it to be an amazing detective and world-class gadgeteer with incredible fighting skills in every discipline and weapon class.


Oh god.

This must be how Batman feels all the time.

And fuck you very much too, Dark Dunderhead. You’re just upset because you’re shorter than me for once.

Saturday, August 17, 2013
fuckyeahtimsteph:

no dates, only justice

fuckyeahtimsteph:

no dates, only justice

(Source: superskrull)

Monday, August 12, 2013
I extend to Batman the cupcake of truce.
(Spoilers: There’s a riddle inside it.)

I extend to Batman the cupcake of truce.

(Spoilers: There’s a riddle inside it.)

Friday, August 9, 2013
Oh, hell. Time for my trademark riddle-and-run manuever.

Oh, hell. Time for my trademark riddle-and-run manuever.

To those accusing me of wanting to get Batman out of his pants:
Mission accomplished. It wasn’t as spectacular as you’d think. Now give me my XBox achievement so I can go home and forget I ever saw this.

To those accusing me of wanting to get Batman out of his pants:

Mission accomplished. It wasn’t as spectacular as you’d think. Now give me my XBox achievement so I can go home and forget I ever saw this.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

falconwhitaker asked: Headcanon meme thingy for Batman!

I don’t know if you mean Bat-canon or Batman himself, so I’m going to go with ’60s Batman. It’s the only Batman I’ve written and he doesn’t get as much love as he should.

  • What they smell like: Very clean-scrubbed, but otherwise as neutral as possible. It prevents being identified via toiletries. As Bruce Wayne they probably wear an understated cologne, something only visible if you’re snuggled up close to him, and of course his hair is perfectly coiffed with a bit of pomade.
  • How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Upside down. Unless he’s on a particularly difficult case he gets his regular seven hours of sleep per night, in a position calculated to give him the most restful and comfortable repose.
  • What music they enjoy: Classical music. String quartets, piano, maybe orchestral scores if he’s feeling particularly frisky. He gently tolerates Robin’s love of modern rock.
  • How much time they spend getting ready every morning:
  • Their favorite thing to collect: The belongings of his enemies.
  • Left or right-handed: He has trained himself to be ambidextrous.
  • Religion (if any): A sort of wibbly-wobbly deism that doesn’t fit any particular religion but also doesn’t verge into unAmerican atheism. It’s not something he gives a lot of thought to. However, he does attend church on Christmas and Easter.
  • Favorite sport: Mixed martial arts.
  • Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Definitely museums and historical sites. He gives Robin massive lectures on the importance of each one.
  • Favorite kind of weather: The Night.
  • A weird/obscure fear they have: Being Batman he doesn’t really do ‘fear’, besides the obvious fear of losing his family. 
  • The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: All of them. Because he’s Batman. Even the rigged ones.